Mr Happy; found God on a rainy day
Little Miss Lucky; born the Aryan way
Mr Greedy; heart disease piled on a fork
Little Miss Piggy; Gucci-wrapped pork
Mr Rush; sees everyone as an obstacle
Little Miss Fickle; it’s in vogue or it’s disposable
Mr Quiet; did the deed but will never admit
Little Miss Cute; because she’s totally worth it
Mr Cool; fool yourself that you’re his friend
Little Miss Foolish; stands by her man until the end
Mr Clever; managing director via stealth
Little Miss Shallow; through sickness and in wealth
Mr Crazy; thinks he’s back in the Hacienda
Little Miss Late; drunken fuck proof aborted forever
Mr Fidget; a quitter for years, still craves the hit
Little Miss Fake; hair, suntan, morals and tits
Mr Viagra; not quite the man he used to be
Little Miss Babe; on your arm but not for free
Mr Politik; full of ideals and clichéd rhetoric
Little Miss Skinny; target achieved, model anorexic
Mr Wager; prays his losing streak will finally end
Little Miss Bitch; a different face for all her friends
Mr Deprived; wife’s legs frozen closed out of spite
Little Miss Whore; anything you want for the right price
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