Monday, 20 April 2015

Absurd Shards #11 - The 2053 US Presidential Campaign


The 2053 US Presidential campaign is one that offers a unique and unparalleled opportunity for real change in our great country.  Never before has the time been more pertinent and right to elect a president that reflects the diversity, personality and spirit that so indomitably characterises the American people today.

Over the last half-century, America’s liberty torch has remained firmly aloft, a beacon of hope and idealism shining the way for democratic representation across all peoples.  There was Mr B. Obama, the first black president, followed by Mrs H. Clinton, the first female president.  Then came Mrs M. Obama, the first black female president, succeeded after a highly emotive campaign by Mr P. Bush, the first (openly) homosexual president in American history.  Mr A. Clinton became the first transgender president, although he was forced to resign after only two years, to be replaced by Mrs J. Obama, the first president to have a Muslim spouse.

But now, the time has come to take a bold new step forward in the name of promoting diversity and progressive values.  Only by electing Trump Mk.2, the first artificially intelligent president, representing the burgeoning cyborg community in our society, can we begin to really instill long-lasting change for our nation. 

A cyborg president will be uniquely placed to tackle the scourge of race relations, widening inequality and unemployment, increasing environmental devastation, as well as tackle head-on the big business sector that continues to hold undue and unaccountable influence over Capitol Hill.  Only by tearing down this long-standing barrier to equal opportunity can America resume the drive towards our Manifest Destiny and, in the eyes of the world, reclaim our hallowed position as the greatest nation on earth.  


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